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@OiseauBlizzard It wouldn't be the first time I've pretended to be a bird to get a job...
Dragontzin? I meant to say HOATZIN!! *caw caw*
Happy Birthday, @youcrazyforthis!!! It's your special day, so it's time to let your inner glutton out!!! Demolish that cake!!!
Whomever said rats are small, clearly have never met @BernaBear_ in person!! Careful though, those clothes might snap at any moment!!
For the record: Tzin told Reno NOT to press the button!
Commission for @DesertBoyo
There's a big difference between doughnuts in the break room and doughnuts inside the lab. Ones are for research purposes, and the other ones will make you grow out from your clothes.
At TzinLab, though, it's hard to tell them appart.
Commission for @TokoBaren
You've never tried being fed by a tube?
Why not try it today, on April 1st! It's not like anything weird might happen! Right? Uh-oh...
Commission for @rand0mpeasant
A cowbell would look really pretty around your neck. It would look even prettier if you were a cow. But the prettiest would be if you were a absolutely massive bovine!
Such is the fate of @17Dragon_pie who just got turned into a hefty heifer! Moooooo!!!
A good friend brought to my attention the existence of torch lilies (Kniphofia uvaria). Now Tzin has an official flowersona.
THEY ARE SO PRETTY!!!
Sometimes you ought to do like @SirAaronMors does, and love your own body just the way you are. We're all special in our own very unique way!
Did you FOR A SECOND think I was going to miss out on FebROOary?? After being initiated about a year ago, I've gladly embraced my position as a (self-appointed) honorary member among kangaroos. Plus, this month I passed the 2,000 follower mark. So, time to celebrate! CAKE TIME!!!