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"Think we're getting a bit too big babe?"
"Never <3"
This is what will happen when tiger boyfriends become tiger husbands.
There are some nights where I think I'd look pretty good toting a second belly around.
(all the way from like.. 2016 ish)
@SirMonsterFucko He'd pick you up under his arm, carry you home and make sure you get to bed, feel loved, and have a restful night's sleep.
Oh right. Have something at a friend's expense. FatBluDragon is Italian right? But like.. what kind of Italian is he?
I vote he's Chefboyardee Italian.