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Bro we are all SO fucked for Thanksgiving with our skeptical relatives
You know that one cousin or uncle who has been secretly tilted that you made a bag in crypto and they didn’t? gg
@westelm
social media intern:"boss, theres another angry monke picture in our mentions complaining about our shitty furniture, help!!"
west elm overlord: "just give them a coupon before they make a scene and make them wait another month for a new piece of furniture"
its a beautiful day to receive furniture from @westelm that is completely fucking broken and smells like ass
do u guys ship ur furniture with elephants in the truck or
@red_vulkan next trip I’m buying so many unnecessary yet tempting food options