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Beverage cos crush it when it comes to evocative names. Jolt Cola, Mountain Dew and Red Bull all pop. #sodalicious
More ridiculous corporate jargon: “compellingly orchestrated customer directed core competencies” #FoulLanguage
Craving some gooey cheese? Ditch the nachos and try some #MacNCheetos. https://t.co/KDl5dkVCGo #NationalNachosDay #EatMyWords @BurgerKing
Thanks to Yosemite Sam, everyone knows how to correctly pronounce #Yosemite