//=time() ?>
// Lobcorp spoilers
/
/
/
/
/
Carmen is a record player because she is not quite dead but may as well be and has long since been replaced
Tiphereth B is a kettle because he is small and would make you a cup of tea
Angela is an Alexa because they're supposed to be ur helpful assistant but also they just listen to you all the time
i dont know if im doing a whole set but i come offering one lobotomy corporation cat bc *points* that me