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My dad and I teamed up to switch the #lightbulb one evening. #eggmancomics #comic #webcomic http://t.co/uABtm47CZY
Autumn leaves. #eggmancomics #comic #webcomic #autumn #leaves #fall http://t.co/fes0oZ1hiP
Rule #1 of swimming: don't fart in water. #eggmancomics #comic #webcomic #swim #fart #funny http://t.co/VYGRhg2qxJ
When I drink too much coffee. #eggmancomics #comic #webcomic #coffee #animatedgif http://t.co/LAlrshF0tw
I am the Eggman. He is the walrus. #eggmancomics #comic #webcomic #walrus #beatles #song http://t.co/qH2ODPa3Eo
Practice makes perfect, persistence drives u to success. #eggmancomics #comic #webcomic #qotd http://t.co/XXbpuuBNDf
Hoes before bros. #eggmancomics #comic #webcomic #cartoon #funny http://t.co/nf3bObkPMp
Don't let ppl take advantage of u just because they can. #eggmancomics #comic #webcomic #QOTD http://t.co/g2Pa4bBZVU
We have a dog named Pokko who likes to eat peanut butter. #eggmancomcis #comic #webcomic #dog http://t.co/jsA0KCKkn0
Be yourself, dress like nobody else. #eggmancomics #comic #webcomic #cartoon #beyourself #qotd http://t.co/2LLlzPWZwV