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"She looks dumb. She's cute but seems very dumb. She's got a baby-like face. She also seems kind of poor. Like the other kid, but maybe richer than him. Still poor though. But if you play as a man to marry her? Maybe it's okay if she's poor. Do you have money as professor?"
"OH SHE HAS THE SAME NAME AS YOUR DAD'S CAR! (laughs) I think she could get away with saying bad/scary things. Because she's pretty. She's the most dangerous of all the girls so far. Be careful, okay? Don't make this one mad."
"She looks smart and athletic type!! I really like her hair. If I was younger I would love to have hairstyles like her! Very lovely girls so far. I think she might look good with the artsy boring guy? Their looks would compliment each other. Silence, I'm right not you!!"
"Oh she is also cute! She looks like she matured! Good work purple girl~~ I think she has redeemed purple colour enough after gucci man. Hey~hey~ isn't her doe like eyes cute? Come on~~ tell her she's cute!!!"
"Finally a stylish person! None of the men know how to dress in your game, only the girls do. Why can't you dress like this? Her hat would be cuter if it had some sparkly bits. I really like this girl! Seems like maybe she is very charming."
"O-oh she's pretty! A natural beauty almost except for her hair but I like it! But those horns on her head... Is she a bad guy? Only bad guys have horns. What do you call it? Horny people??"
"Is this the gotham's sister? She's cut---Oh no she's one of those coochie(she means ppl who wear revealing clothes) ladies. Noooooo, please give her nicer pants! Everyone is wearing winter-like clothes, she will freeze. [tsk-ing in foreign language ensues]"
"Isn't this a war game?? Why is there a child? He's the odd one in here. Send him home. Where's his mom, she needs to be fired for leaving her kid with all these other weird kids. Boy, if you see the gucci man or grave robber, run away ok? He looks mad because his mom left him."
"This one's a criminal. What crime did he commit? I just think he's a criminal. He looks like one of those medieval grave robbers. The ones that take organs from dead bodies and sells them. Thats him."
"Is this the dad of that girl you like to draw, whats her name?? Tina? This is Tina's father. He looks like Tina but dad like."