//=time() ?>
Today is The Sheriff's birthday! Everyone say happy birthday!
The God of the Sky knows what you did.
Queen Lizzie was pushed off a cliff by Pirate Joe
Queen Lizzie is the CEO of gay pride!
Shelby the Witch is a Xornoth anti!
King Joel of Mezalea has been released from prison!
Codboy Jimmy and Scott of Chromia is a better duo than The God of the Sky and Goblin fWhip, change my mind.
Queen Lizzie doesn't pay their taxes
Shelby the Witch is the CEO of gay pride!
Xornoth is seeking therapy!