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that's her version of Han Solo's 'I know'
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a guy with poor eyesight walks into a bar
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today I ride through the gates of valhalla, speared through the heart by an asparagus spear
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the last time I went to a barber was >8 years ago. he not only gave me the most intense look of pity I'd ever seen, he also said there wasn't much left to cut so he gave me a discount... I shaved my head that same night
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being a parent means buying stupid shit and then saying it's for the baby when it's really for you
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stupid useless male nipples like what do you even do with them besides confusing fingerprint scanners
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when people were panic-buying rice and toilet paper my gf was over here stockpiling thirteen different flavours of potato chips
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