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Bah, I'm feeling a bit generous to the audience at home. Close by in the air, a real hard drinker of a Bakedanuki, floating in the breeze. Wonder how comfy her tail is, compared to yours~?
Ran, that was legally a joke, you don't have to- hey,don't you raise your tail against me!
Tsk, tsk, and of course the Mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion comes, and- oh, I see she's racing 'by proxy'. 'First Danmaku to hit our little Reimu wins', that sort of thing~?
Things are heating up, quite a bit, won't you agree? Hopefully no one gets TOO hurt, hmm, hmm~
Oh my, high-flying- or high-swinging- into the fray, with quite impressive speed: a hungry Spider and her friendly bucket!
Ran, did I forget to fix the spider issue, back home? I'll have to check the cupboards again: don't want Chen running off from another scare AGAIN.
Well, let's take a break from the ground, and look towards the sky! And up near the ever-running finish line, the Puppeteer of the Forest of Magic!
Huh, not everyday you see a Magician so angry. Bah, isn't this all the more entertaining~ Go, Go, your mother would be so proud~!
Now, let's look to the timekeeper for the- Wha-? Where did she...? Oh, she's down there. Everyone's trying to join in, aren't they? Oh, this may be getting out of control...
It's a good thing Danmaku rules take away weapon lethality, in most cases. She'd have hurt many, by now~
Ugh, of course Matara would come. She'll never let an event like this, won't she? Door Hag!
Wonder if she heard me? Knowing how much power she's shooting out from that door, I'd expect not. She's brought her green and red herb, too. Joy...
Ah, back from a lunchbreak, now let's look out for the- oh, I suppose with the toad here, the other two'll come by any time soon.
Pretty excited, isn't she? Naive little things like her would love the run~! Now what's that snake doing, thinking? Strike! Have a bit of fun, hag!
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And coming in hot, it's- oh, an exquisite pair of cat and rabbit! If they want a chance, they better get that wheel back, its dangerous racing with just one and a skull!
Getting crowded here. But still, more contestants come to chase after her!
Oh my, a GIANT of a Woman enters the scene, and look at how nice she is to be taking her tiny Oni friend's Jacuzzi with her for the relaxation!
Hope she doesn't trip. The bigger they are, the harder the fall, they say.
Sashaying into the fray, holding onto a buttload of cash we can't even use in Gensokyo because we take Mon, not Yen, the youngest sister of the Pestilence Gods!
Quite a fashion statement, indeed. Still, I look best in purple~ Isn't that right, Ran?
Why's there a knuckle duster?