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5. going back to fantrolls, Amista Franne! she's the clerk at the last blockbuster on repiton, although she's very stubborn and kind of depressed she genuinely really likes customers unless theyre acting up and mostly just despises whatever entity is keeping blockbuster open
4. dual introduction since they're a duo, Mag and Eject!
they're meant to be tori's rivals and claim to be space bounty hunters stranded on earth despite no evidence to prove it
3. Tori. there is no description for tori because they dont need one she's a gamer girl with the personality of a slice of life anime character, very self indulgent
2. also of course Thesis Sparta! he's my hypecastr blorbo so he's gone through a ton of iterations. he's an e-celebrity/colosseum warrior and he's kind of just all over the place personality wise. he comes off nice but is very offputting because of his kill count
1. starting with Grover Hauuse! they basically have the mindset of the 2000s idea of a "type of person who uses a computer" that's kind of gone away in modern times, they're a bit obnoxious and nostalgia obsessed
the new game should actually be called "bizarro final fantasy 7"