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i fucked up today and the sprite sitting in my locker was tempting me so now i’m drinking a soda
me, naruto, garfield, iniki and don draper walk into a bar https://t.co/J46rPx12gb
me: i hate white men! that safeway guy is still stinky! i didn’t see him but i could smell him, 1 register over, i am racist now
my uncle: