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holy shit, so snively hit sonic with a beam that makes him super fast but ages him really fast too, and they broke into eggman's base to reverse the effects
but to do so, they had to blast him again, so sally literally BEGS SNIVELY TO OLD YELLER SONIC
ken, the funny image comics crossover is NOT the time to do knuckles foreshadowing
OH MY GOD KEN PENDERS WAS TRYING TO PUSH SALLY AND GEOFFREY AFTER HER AND SONIC ALREADY HAD A BIG KISS AT THE END OF ENDGAME
SONIC'S MAKING DEALS WITH THE BLACK MARKET FOR SOME YEEZYS
so the fun thing about Archie Sonic is you can always tell where they did rewrites after first finishing the typesetting because they just flat out use comic sans instead of the usual typeface, and this is easily the worst it's been
anyways the back half of this issue was more sonic parents backstory as written by penders, which wasn't interesting to talk about. More importantly, next issue introduces BIG.
keep dodging him knuckles, the only way that way leads is more jesusing against your will