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Today's current mood (as portrayed by Eddie): awake but not wanting to get out of bed.
Despite being 90% annoying turd, Eddie can still be adorable, if not grumpy, when he wants attention.
Yeah, fuck buying comfy cat beds, plastic bags and laminate floors are the way to go. #arecatsevenreal?
Step Epsilon: Put cakes in oven. Melt chocolate with the cream and create the ganache, then maybe drink it all.