Fowl Language 🦆さんのイラストまとめ

As a parent, I'm in a never-ending fight against dehydration.
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Hey @Oatmeal, thanks for the follow.
That's pretty cool, I guess...

No one talks crap about my kids- except me. And I just do it to remain sane. Bonus panel - https://t.co/V7FpnMCqyR

Surly drunk/ sugar fit/ same diff.
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Stage 5: I bang my head against the wall.
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Everyone knows about the terrible twos but no one talks about the suck-ass threes.
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1...2...3...
Zzzzzzzzzzz...

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They have many cries, none of which are pleasant. Bonus: https://t.co/xhlQ7KDOD6

They should trade their mittens in for boxing gloves, I swear.
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1st Rule of Parenting: Don't do anything fun you don't wanna do a jillion times more. Bonus: https://t.co/gG5GJPumhQ