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see internet i'm not fat i'm friend-shaped https://t.co/asu7nMtBNC
"i've made a huge mistake"
*Arrested Development theme plays*
"now as phase 2 of my evil plan to mislead people about QAnon, i will make it so that a domestic terrorist puts a bounty on my head, and advertises it to his followers repeatedly, causing actual danger to me, and then i'll...and then i'll..."
i repeat
know the difference. it could save your life https://t.co/BA7l35JaAf
y'all are way too weak to tip me over, get lifting boys
even assuming you find me in my lightest wheelchair, by our powers combined that's still 240lbs you have to somehow tip over
sorry Q losers
"pie cooper" really let himself go. bring a forklift
@Cyberstiks @hatesec "because a fat ninja is a contradiction in terms"
"i guess that means i have to be a programmer instead"
@Cyberstiks @hatesec "why are there no plus-size authentic ninja outfits this is discrimination"
why do people even put up with me
i asked for photo uploads just to put these in @hatesec's studio discord