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white people when Dave Matthews Band comes on at chilis
when u say tall instead of small and ur not at starbucks
everyone: dont look at the eclipse without glasses you can go blin-
me:
me: i never wanna talk to u again
them: wanna get food
me:
my mans is fixing my car 😍💦😋 get u a handyman like this 💯👌😩👀