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Leonie/Hilda: That one news article about the football player and her cheerleader girlfriend that was going around a few years ago? It had a profound impact on your life.
Dorothea/Byleth: Forget 10s should be with 10s, YOU deserve to be with a 10 and you're fucking VALID
Leonie/Ingrid: You think your life is hard? My OTP has never interacted AND they're two of the most hated characters by the fandom.
Ashe/Ignatz: Your idea of lewd content is your ship h*lding h*nds, and you're gay.
Seteth/Byleth: You were all right/indifferent to Seteth until [SPOILERS] you learned that he was a dad, and then you immediately decided you were going to wife him.
Leonie/Byleth: You resonate with the Tumblr post that's "Once I had a crush on a girl and I didn't know what to do with it so I told her to get out of my school."
Bernadetta/Marianne: Your love life is the definition of that Tumblr post that's "I have anxiety until I'm with someone who's more anxious than me, and then I suddenly overcome it all to do the scary thing."