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Mario: "Mamma Mia, here we gooo!" *slurp slurp slurp*
Luigi: 👁️👁️
I just lost 2€ bottle return receipt at Lidl's self checkout, and I have too much anxiety issues to ask for help.
God truly gives me the hardest battles.
Bandits have captured and dragged you to their lair.
Your fate is sealed.
You have failed in your quest and thus doomed the world.