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We all know the true waifus in #BG3 were the Shar nurses.
So what if they're a little decomposed?
>be lvl 2 Gale
>mr protag never talks to me
>see protag attempt to impregnate Shadowhearts
>"Uhhh, moshi moshi protag-kun? Its either me, or Shadowhearts!" 😡💢
Actual schizo.
All the horny answers were wrong. She's working with Murphy to bust criminals! 🤡
Someone awakens you from slumber. It finally happened. A magical waifu has climbed through your window, just like in your japanese anime. The girl is staring at you smugly.
What do ye do? 👁️
On your quest you come across a fairy. She appears to threaten to eat you, but perhaps its just a jest. You feel horny. What do ye do?
>*unzipping sound*
>"Taste this." 🥒 you confidently stated.
You take untold amounts of bite damage.
You died.
Although most fairies are pure and would never harm a soul, watch out! Some have fallen into heresy, and must be purged. O w O;;