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On your quest you come across a fairy. She appears to threaten to eat you, but perhaps its just a jest. You feel horny. What do ye do?
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>"Taste this." 🥒 you confidently stated.
You take untold amounts of bite damage.
You died.
Although most fairies are pure and would never harm a soul, watch out! Some have fallen into heresy, and must be purged. O w O;;
Seeing a lot of UNHINGED fairy bullying. There's a special place for you in Gehenna where fairies will bully YOU with toothpicks.
Every hour a fairy gets molested by a horny adventurer in the kingdom. What are YOU doing about it?
Please send thoughts and prayers to your nearest fairy.