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600 years ago today on a cold north pole night something magical happened under a star that shined so bright xox
be happy while you are living because it is almost impossible to do when you are dead xox
let go of the things in your life that are holding you back like your boring son xox
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how to have the spookiest halloween of your life xox
david cameron has got a pig pregnant so lock up your sausages before he tries to get them pregnant too xox
flick your legs out when you walk to make yourself feel more confident and less depressed about your life xox