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All he can hear is the muffled eruptions of gas as his enormous rump vibrates. Soon, the Dutch oven starts to leak its potent contents. Even HE can't take the stench - how long would you be able to last in that toxic chamber?
Burst after smelly burst... right on your nose. You ain't going anywhere - how do you plan to breathe? Trailer trash thugs aren't known for their healthy diet, you know.