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If you invade the ass fairy's territory she will either punish you with a curse or something else...
"OMG A FAIRY!!!
wow you're a bigass fairy!"
"well that was uncalled for-"
"OH WAIT
fairies grant wishes right?
uuum OK!
fairy, I wish for bigger tiddies!"
"yeah ok"
*sparklesoundeffect.mp3"
"t-this isn't what I wished for!"
"I'm a 'big ass fairy' remember?
what did you expect?"