Me: I’m done falling apart over the small things that don’t even matter
*something bad happens*
Me:
When you see that there’s available WiFi and you realize that you’ve been wasting your data the whole time
When you make a funny joke but a sensitive person comes in and ruins it
When you aren’t paying attention to where you’re going and you stub your toe on something
When an amazing and talented artist is complaining about a mistake on their drawing that isn’t even noticeable and you’re having trouble drawing a stick person
When you ignore the warning for low battery and then your phone dies unexpectedly
When you procrastinate on your homework enough to forget about it and then show up at school and realize you didn’t do it
When your mom calls you out of your room and then when you get to her she says “nevermind”
When you’re watching tv and someone takes the remote and changes the channel