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I am #ImpossibleToDealWithWhen I have PMS. My friends usually throw chocolates at me and run.
#AnnoysMeOnSocialMedia How addictive the hashtag games are on Twitter.
#FoundInMyBasket Lots and lots of black jelly beans. I wonder what that's about.
#MakeASequelInteresting “Beauty and the Beast 2…The Divorce”
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#InsteadOfTheSuperBowlIm breaking out chickens before they become wings for the Super Bowl.
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#MyInnerChildWants to put a flaming bag of poop on my neighbor's steps.