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The Bard and the Succubus had a child... and the child is a Succubus with 5 levels in Bard.
The Unicorn took a step towards cartoons. He leaves a rainbow path everywhere he goes and sunshine itself beams in his presence, but that doesn't make him any less hostile!
The Black Gelatin, a black ooze turned into a nice treat... I wouldn't recommend taking a bite, though.
Conraku, the evilest most evil god in all of my DnD settings... well, they're somewhat evil.