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Francine wishes all the fish out there were as based as her @basedfishmafia family. Her favorite pastime is slaying gender stereotypes and hunting chauvinists, but don’t worry boys when she stabs you w her gold sword she’ll only put the tip in. #fishmafia
Petunia was disqualified from the Ms. Ammo America pageant for using ecstasy, so she whacked the winner and stole her sash. Some say she’s too sensitive, blowing up over the smallest things, but she’s just an empath all in her feels from catching vibes. @basedfishmafia #fishmafia
Some think that all @basedfishmafia fish are men, but Karlene Koi, Attorney at Law begs to differ. Her briefcase is bloody from a cut she sustained while breaking the glass ceiling & her neck is clad w the teeth of former lovers who underestimated her. #fishmafia
Vibe on my flight out of San Diego this morning. #zombiefish @basedfishmafia
Puff puff pass…
Super excited about this prickly fellow! Where my @basedfishmafia puffers at?!?
#basedfishmafia #bfm
GM! Did you know @basedfishmafia has animated over 50 based fish?!
Not my fish, but a girl can dream.
Hooked this one bc it reminds me of myself five years ago when I was on that law firm hustle, ready to kick some biznass. #bfm #basedfishmafia