//=time() ?>
"✨!! LIMITED EDITION !!✨|| 🐉🎸(Sold Out!)"
🐉: "Fine, ya wanna know so bad?! They're RETRACTABLE, bitch! Ya might know that shit if ya grew up where I did, halfway across the world, yo. ...NO I AIN'T GONNA SHOW YOU HERE."
"✨!! LIMITED EDITION !!✨|| 🦎↩️(48/100 left!)"
🦎: "Oh, Cliffie? He can talk about cars and mopeds all day, hehehee, but we also spend time off geeking out over the latest Gnatman comics! He can be such a chatterbox, you just gotta know what he likes."
"✨!! LIMITED EDITION !!✨|| 🐲🛼 (54/100 left!)"
🐲: "No comment. Get that mic out of my face or I'll chuck it into the ocean."
"✨!! LIMITED EDITION !!✨||🌪️🛹 (98/100 left!)"
🌪️: "Oh yeah, I get tons of calls in between matches, heh. Babes just can't resist an all-star blitzer these days. ...No, they're not *all* calls from my mom. ...Okay, most of them are, happy?"
📣 "You don't stand a chance against this rockstar's wreckage!" 🎸
📣"Good luck catching up with this carrier's lauded legs!" 🦵