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Hey, guys! I did one of these! I let the $5+ Patreon patrons choose which guys I drew :) #SixFanarts
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I learned how to fire hurricanes out of my fingernails and it's caused nothing but trouble for all my loved ones. I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I'm sorry for all the destruction.
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/Fd9wMX6jm7
by @JosefSchwem & me
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I'm starting to think that it's not a good idea to kick over my garbage cans and let the garbage spill everywhere and make the place smell bad. And now you're all imagining the smell right now. Sorry!
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/41bfsZSQdX
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! I fell into one of those man holes last night. When I got down there and shattered my feet, I noticed there were just a bunch of dudes hanging out. Get it? Man hole? S-sorry.
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/llVyZzoiRs
by @JosefSchwem & me
Oh, THERE it is! Thanks, @VIZMedia !
Inuyasha coming to blu-ray :)
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I've got some elephant problems and the only way I know how to deal with them is by stealing everyone's apocalypse peanuts. Let's face it, there just isn't enough peanuts for all these elephants. Sorry.
NEW COMIC https://t.co/iL4d5XyRkp
by @JosefSchwem & me
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I'm sore after doing a push-up. I'm afraid my muscles will never be the same. If anyone has any spare titty muscles, could I please borrow them until my regular muscles feel better? Sorry.
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/NZuqQaheI2
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I'm capable of doing somersaults, cartwheels, and lighting matches. That's it. I can't do front handsprings or blast snot rockets in these trying times. I'm sorry.
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/VGUEdXGvuX
by @JosefSchwem & me
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I opened up a restaurant that only serves Taco Bell. I call it Taco Bell Bell. It sucks and I hate it and so do you. I'm deeply sorry.
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/NSdBehYN5H
by @JosefSchwem & me
TWIN PE-- I MEAN TWIN PASQS has returned with even more gut wrenching drama and all the sci-fi lasers that your body can handle while reading a comic! Get your Scooby-Doo Zombie Island asses over hear and READ. (4 images)