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Oh, THERE it is! Thanks, @VIZMedia !
Inuyasha coming to blu-ray :)
https://t.co/PeSepgxgfv
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I've got some elephant problems and the only way I know how to deal with them is by stealing everyone's apocalypse peanuts. Let's face it, there just isn't enough peanuts for all these elephants. Sorry.
NEW COMIC https://t.co/iL4d5XyRkp
by @JosefSchwem & me
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I'm sore after doing a push-up. I'm afraid my muscles will never be the same. If anyone has any spare titty muscles, could I please borrow them until my regular muscles feel better? Sorry.
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/NZuqQaheI2
by @JosefSchwem & me
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I'm capable of doing somersaults, cartwheels, and lighting matches. That's it. I can't do front handsprings or blast snot rockets in these trying times. I'm sorry.
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/VGUEdXGvuX
by @JosefSchwem & me
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I opened up a restaurant that only serves Taco Bell. I call it Taco Bell Bell. It sucks and I hate it and so do you. I'm deeply sorry.
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/NSdBehYN5H
by @JosefSchwem & me
TWIN PE-- I MEAN TWIN PASQS has returned with even more gut wrenching drama and all the sci-fi lasers that your body can handle while reading a comic! Get your Scooby-Doo Zombie Island asses over hear and READ. (4 images)
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Sometimes when I'm tying my shoes and trying to walk in them at the same time, sometimes I bonk my head into stuff and and pass out for hours. I'm sorry. I hurt my brain.
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/F7WEb1bAXR
by @JosefSchwem and me
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I don't believe that ghosts can hurt people. There, I said it. Their laser eyes are completely harmless. Kinda like laser pointers. They're good and friendly. Not bad and lasery. I'm sorry!
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/aciuhgJK7z
by @JosefSchwem & me
Introducing a new spin-off series, called something like "CHARLOTTE'S WEB!" It's about absolutely everybody's favorite PFM character, Charlotte! You know, the one who was a real creep to Pasqualo? Well let's see how this works out. (4 images)
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I'm seriously considering trying to convince my job to let me eat peanut butter all the damn time while I work. The good crunchy kind too. Hooohohoho yeah. Sorry.
Anyway, NEW COMIC: https://t.co/sM17gug6sF
by the usual guys @JosefSchwem & me