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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
This Thanksgiving I spent my day in the country of Turkey. Get it? I'm sorry.
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I am afraid that since Thanksgiving is coming up, I might not have enough time to eat piles of my favorite non-Thanksgiving food, such as grass, falcon, and glazed donuts. Sorry!
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PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I just re-started Breath of the Wild and I forgot how how easy it is to get apples. Just go to the apple tree. If only that's how it worked in real life. Haha I'm dumb. Sorry.
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My awesome wife @Grailytoast and I will be married for 5 years tomorrow! I'm beyond lucky to have such a beautiful, wonderful person as my wife.
Grail, you are my best friend. The best thing in my life. My whole universe! You're a pretty fantastic li'l turkey and me love you!
So far I've snuck in my famous doublewrench humor into PFM twice. And also, because of it, Melanie now will forever have a hand holding a wrench tattooed on her arm.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I rigged the "Best Dog Contest" election! I made a parakeet with little dog ears win. I'm not really sorry for this one, but I'll apologize anyway. I'm sorry!
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