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Okaaay! https://t.co/xI6f2VK3vX is now even more fixed. I hope. The comments weren't working and now they are.
PLEASE FORGIVE ME is going on break!
Please read this post for more details: https://t.co/oGnEAF5EMJ
Thank you for understanding! :)
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I just watched Edward the Vampire from those Twilight movies and he was in outer space. I can't believe the direction this franchise has taken! It was pretty great! I'm sorry!
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/eUiWVlNnwe
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
Today we get two comics for the price of one. I'm sorry! I know you only really wanted one. Also, I belched for eighty minutes straight.
TWO NEW COMICS: https://t.co/pJgMK7IP0m
by @josef & moi
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I've got dorito smoothie all over my beard and now the FBI is involved. :/ I told them I would wash it out when I got home, but they're just not having it. Nor should they. :'(
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/8bFwEsBeTw
by @JosefSchwem and me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I keep daydreaming of FFXIV in the middle of my daydreams of WoW Classic! I tried to focus my daydream on one thing but unfortunately there's two hemispheres on my brain :(
BRAND NEW COMIC: https://t.co/8JMpGLLJ7u
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME:
I'm Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Jar Binks. I just saved Star Wars. Sorry.
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/Ptx5XQW31q
by @JosefSchwem & me
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I fired a Hadoken down the hallway at my apartment complex and it fucked up the washers and driers in the laundry room. Now you don't have to put quarters in them to do your laundry. I'm sorry!
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/hKIAOfSUyh
by @JosefSchwem & me
.@Grailytoast and I started dating 9 years ago! I'm the luckiest guy on the face of the earth, the moon, Pluto, anywhere. I can't express just how much ass my wife kicks and how happy she's made me. Here's to you, @Grailytoast. I love youuuu!
"Woo woo wooo!" - Joey's World Tour
PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
I tried to walk through a damp parking lot to my car and avoid stepping on snails, but the entire parking lot was made of snails. :/
NEW COMIC: https://t.co/qEqhH1pu2l
by @JosefSchwem and me with special lyrical guest @Grailytoast