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How I feel wearing the cursed clothes I seem to collect
(based on a very real sweatshirt I now own and WILL wear around med school)
Sometimes I went to pick Alfie up by his ankles, swing him around, and just like throw him. I think he’d like that.
Watch out! Alfie is here to share with you his special secret recipe for super crispy oven fries! He likes to use old bay seasoning but use what you want and share with friends B)
He puts the bone in bone-apple-teeth! It’s Chef Alfie!
(For legal reasons, do NOT microwave soda cans).
Had an uh oh thought.
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