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I love receiving DMs from gooners telling me that my page makes them worse. 💖
I hope this bright bimbo catches you trying to quit. 💋 … and shouldn’t you be doing something important? Nah…
Anyone wanna pretend to be regular, normal friends who are simultaneously trying to hide our crippling porn addiction? 💕
“You totally didn’t mean to send that gooner cap, right? It’s not like I’m going to save it or anything… gooning is definitely weird…”(•.̫ •
(∩。・o・。)っ.゚☆。'` Woooosh!
You are now triggered, dummy!
nnnnggghh your brains out, and don’t forget to eat your goo, loser.
Love captions that emphasize how porn makes you feel while in her grip. Brainless until all you can do is repeat one word.
Edge, edge, edge! 💕
WARNING: Don't listen if you don't want to succumb to your addiction... 💕
HEAR YE, HENTAISEXUALS! NEW ear licking audio with binaural beats, but you get to choose whether to be sucked off as well... 😇✨
Gooner tested, pornosexual approved.
https://t.co/AOep7u4dZk