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What on earth! My body's...growing! My pecs are getting so thick and full! And...and that's not all. Jeez my pants are feeling tight. Wait, you've still got the camera on me? H-how big are you going to make me?
I've had my picture taken hundreds of times, especially when I was in the movers. What makes this camera so spe--whoa! what was with that flash, it's made me feel all...funny
Phew! That's better, things were getting a bit tight in there. Hmm, not bad, guess that serum was closer to success than they thought. This is a much BIGGER reaction than I originally got, look how phat my dick go too. Still gonna call me America's ass?
Ugh...ever since we destroyed tat lab trying to replicate my Super Soldier serum, I've felt...strange. It's like...my whole body is tingling, everything about me feels...tight, pumped up. My bicep keeps twitching. Do you think it looks bigger?