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would you make him a cup of tea or would you tell him to get the fuck out of your house because you don’t know him and it’s rude to break into peoples houses
I haven’t drawn any nice shrooms for a while so here’s tonight’s floating fungus
🐸 OH HELLO THERE 🐸
i’m running a 20% off sale over on my store until sunday if anybody fancies a polite cowboy frog or other attractive looking amphibians on shirts and mugs and stuff
tell your nan
https://t.co/z8ccIGFaJM
he demands a hot beverage and he demands it now. what drink are you going to make him before he absolutely flips his fucking shit? ❤️
wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
i’m eating an entire packet of cocktail sausages for my dinner tonight because that’s what posh people eat
other things that posh people eat include:
scotch eggs
party rings
chicken satay
dairylee dunkers
shit the fucking bed mate I’ve just realised that I’ve sold almost 200 completely pointless and ugly shirts on my etsy store 🥳 thank you so much to everybody that’s supported my little store since opening it in march 🐸❤️🍄