//=time() ?>
Empathy, huh... you humans have a rather twisted understanding of it.
Huxley: Dear Bennett, I have a favor to ask of you!
Bennett: What is it, Doctor? (I hope it's related to corpses!
Huxley: You see, I have.. a nephew!
Bennett: Ah.. (Not the corpses.. so it's about the shut-in midget..)
Huxley: I want you to make friends with him!
Why celebrate birthdays once a year when you can have deathdays almost every day?!