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if half your job is editing videos at home then you can do half of your job in pajamas
kurt malarky (he's a d&d character and hes a cutie restaraunt owner who also got his finger bitten off by a robot child)
he has a hook hand and an eyepatch and a peg leg because when he was a wee lad fish ate his parents and also his limbs and his eyeball