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i dunno if it's one Everyone likes but i hate this card. i hate it so much his face is so fucking stupid https://t.co/aKPhonkZcK
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11. leviathan, the stinkiest boy on the list. like belphie, he's usually too preoccupied by his hobbies to take a bath. i just know that levi would regularly forget to wear deodorant too.
9. beelzebub is a perpetually hungry jock. of course he'd be a sweaty boy. he cleans himself, but he's always kinda got a smell to him. such is life.
8. solomon looks like he'd smell like a mix between a grandma's living room and a running space heater. just a sort of weird, dusty, electrical type scent. extensive magic use does that to ya.
7. satan doesn't actively strive towards a good-smelling status. he'll regularly wash himself and use deodorant, sure, but it's not something he focuses too heavily on.
6. we know that mammon wears some sort of fancy perfume or cologne, but i feel he's got a tendency to lay it on just a bit too much. he also probably forgets to wear deodorant sometimes, but usually he does a good job of smelling nice.
5. diavolo is in a similar spot as lucifer. honestly you could swap their spots on this list and it wouldn't make a difference, it's just that lucifer was the first to come to my mind.
4. i can't deny that lucifer would smell pretty good. kind of a general "man" scent, but like... in a good way. probably wears a subtle but expensive cologne too.
3. asmodeus obviously takes very good care of himself, and that would include making sure he always smells nice. he probably goes a bit too overboard with the perfume sometimes, though.