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FUCK THIS GUY FOR REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#originalcharacter https://t.co/XBB5Ygfvaj
20.) Walked up to my coworker and said, "Hi woman!" to which she returned with, "My name is not woman. I have a name and you will call me that."
(go you btw queen)
(the guy) (my coworker)
BLOOD , NO INJURIES ! //
19.) They bought chicken livers and didn't wrap them so they bled through the entire store leaving spots of blood literally through every single aisle.
18.) They're much taller and physically stronger than me, but got EXTREMELY shy talking to me, and begged me to keep the change. They proceeded to run out of the store.
17.) They bought alcohol and told me and the person who was helping me scan that, "I'm gonna put that, and Starbursts, into a coffee pot and drink it."