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WAIT A SECOND. Heathcliff went back in time to give Gramps and Granny a meet-cute at the deli where he used to work. He guides their courtship. Later in life, they get an orange cat like that one whose ham drive-bys they bonded over. Gramps has no idea how much he owes this cat.
The day Heathcliff changed forever, 01/05/2022 AD.
Or 01/01/0001 AF (After Frog) if you prefer, which I very do