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Second stop on the Elf Luncheon Tour is a steakhouse called The Minotaur's Maze with @/nastbag's adorable genius snow elf Zan! It seems we arrived in time for the restaurant's very first all-you-can eat steak buffet! Coincidentally, it would also be the last.
It's time for feasting, so I'm gonna grab all of the cool elves I know and have them wear custom stretchy t-shirts and then overeat and take selfies!
The 1st ANNUAL ELF LUNCHEON TOUR!
First, cheese pizzas with @/TunaDelinquent's Omelette! Odd, I thought she ate less than that..
I really love @/Comical_Weapon's concept of belly raft racing! If it's anything like Mario Kart, well, maybe outsiders can sneak into the roster by claiming Mii status.
I am very bad at the Mario Kart levels that revolve around water, but I *am* pretty good at throwing items.
What's that crawling out of your monitor looking for lunch? It's an elf.
I've been making a lot of cookies lately! A lot of cookies... so many, in fact, I couldn't even wait for the last batch to finish baking and just ate the whole oven???? It seemed reasonable!!
A gift from @dwps_nsfw!!! bless this phenomenal depiction of intense eating, thank you
Happy #HyperAssApril, everybody. Remember to expand irresponsibly
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