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you find a mysterious and unusual weapon in the Cursed Treasure Dungeon. when your back is turned, she eats all your upgrade materials.
You lock eyes with an intense-looking elf across the room... you sense capers in your future.
you can't believe everything you hear you know! ha ha!! except for my excuse just now, you should believe that--
hey!! stop casting 'detect person'!! no extra aether to sense here! just us rabbits!
when you're starting out as an adventurer, you get some really tedious and moderately undignified jobs just to make a name for yourself..