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Dear Konami studios, please let me opt out of being chased around by a manifestation of my guilt and suffering for my wife’s death
“Stupid Boy! The little device is designed to do one thing: open cans. Study the parts, study the can, figure out what the can-opener inventor was thinking when they tried to solve this problem! What will it take for you to stop this foolishness?”
Little bit of marine biology humor for you all in these trying times
It’s Martin Luther King Day! Time to reblog the only gif that matters!
You've heard of "Dying Anime Mom Pony Tail" now get ready for "Had to Give Up my Sweet-Ass Ninja Job When I Had Kids" Mom pinafore!