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Being mostly stuck in the house 24/7 makes it extra hard to stop climbing on things you shouldn't climb on. Fear not. I have the solution!
Cake for lunch!!! This is the best #RoyalWedding ever!!!! #RoyalWedding2018
It's Christmas eve! Can you believe it!? I hope you all have the best Christmas day ever!
I'm very happy because today is the start of all the Halloween things!
Happy October, everyone!
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Next Story! In which Otter Keeper installs a torture chair in our car. (Sorry, there's no nicer way to put it.) https://t.co/PQ8VR5MniQ
Next week I'm going to begin posting my old Otter stories all over again, right from the very beginning in 2009! #OtterStoryClassics