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Its not a happy holiday for Summer who has gotten stuck in the Fruitcake dimension without a portal gun! Its going to be a juicy Christmas!
We've found the reason for the worldwide shortage of eggnog! She's hoggin' the nog! Eh, it's okay, let her. She seems to be enjoying it. Listen to those squeals of excitement!
Aphrodite had to take matters into her own hands! er, womb! Good help is so hard to find. Aphrodite from Goddesses of Fertility 2
It feels so good, she'll let you call her anything! So! In the name of all that is soft and squooshy and highly embarassing, I dub thee Princess... Pottypants!
Erin managed to meet her idol - the famous witch from the cover of World of Witches magazine. It did not go as well as she hoped.
Mom's understandably upset for being permanently stuck in diapers as a result of her daughter's bad behavior, so she's making sure her daughter gets it worse. This girl bullied the wrong girl at school and now she's getting double punished for being bad.