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Jess signed herself up for some free bust enhancements in the Wonka factory. She didn't realize her every bust would be busting out of her clothes.
Naria Bhatts got some bad news at her recent doctor's visit. The leaking juice can't be stopped or lessened, so it must be contained by super-absorbent padding.
She couldn't wait to be a mom the way everyone had told her "being a mom was the best thing that ever happened to them". She knew she would enjoy it- she didn't expect to enjoy it this much!
A beautiful blonde lifeguard took his breath away, so he concocted a plan to meet her in a way that would be a story to tell their grandkids. She wasn't the brightest lifeguard and CPR training was not exactly her specialty. Now, he's a beach ball one breath away from popping!
This is Jess. Jess likes to live life to the fullest- she likes to squeeze more juice out of life than the rest of us. She thinks life is about growth and exploration instead of balance. She's become too big to fail! Too big to be ignored! Too big to get back up. Roll r over plz?
It took Peter Parker all year to plan his revenge. (It's not easy when you're a bimbo-cow) but he finally managed the ultimate revenge prank on Mary Jane. That vaccine was actually hearty dose of bimbo juice!
Sketch request contest has started! Syna and KC got caught tagging a wall! Whose punishment is worse? Would you rather be forced to walk around in public like that OR be turned into your friend's diaper who can't control herself?