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@VaushV God, first you horn in on my ultra-unique identity as a fat Ian, and now you have a February birthday too? ONLY I CAN BE BORN IN FEBRUARY!
Happy birthday, you monster.
I didn't get you anything, but it's valentine's day, so here you go.
@chismosabby Here's some stuff, then.
@VaushV 2020 Santa will deck the halls with their entrails.
@merrickdeville Here's some drawings of adorable and/or naked things with wings and a knife.
...I'm not good at being comforting.