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Good morning to everyone except the guy who slipped Monkey TF Powder in my breakfast. Ook eee!
Biggest butt, thickest thighs,
She also has those special eyes.~
Giant boobs, fluffy hairdo,
It appears that you're Jem too!
Jem has a bit of a soda addiction, and when the store was all out of her favorite brand, she decided to sample a new type.
These are some interesting side effects from just one can. Perhaps she should buy some more soon...
@ONATaRTh I have two, that I usually use! Jem the 7ft tall office worker, and Joan the nerdy goat monster.
@MattMiles1995 These two are the usual ones. Joan and Jem! Joan represents me, and Jem's just a fun character to mess with sometimes.
Not shown very well here, but Jem's around 7ft. tall.
@Poutine_Sheep Technically a boss monster, but I often call him a goat.
@BeaTheArtista You're now Jem, the 7ft tall office worker! Seems she wanted a day off and managed to trick you into signing a magical form that caused you to swap bodies. Enjoy doing deskwork at a company that specializes in transformation products!