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Garth One-Eye: This absolutely insane card depicts the main character of the "Arena" novel! Wowsers! #MTG
Kaya/Teysa: You sometimes gaze wistfully at your foil copy of Ethereal Absolution, thinking of what could have been. #MTG
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Kiora/Tamiyo: Your favorite ship dynamic is Sun Lesbian/Moon Lesbian, but you also want to make puns about the tide. #MTG
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Karn/Ugin: Your favorite character is always the immortal who thinks they know what they're doing, but probably don't. #MTG
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Glissa/Slobad: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of dying tragically. #MTG
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Kamahl/Garruk: You're always a slut for green-aligned hunks that could crush you with one hand. #MTG
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Rootha/Felisa: Your ideal high school romance is Goth/Theather Kid. #MTG
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Nahiri/Gisa: You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of starting the apocalypse with your gf. #MTG
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Liliana/Chandra: Your favorite meme is “Be Gay do Crimes.” #MTG
Chandra/Nissa: You just wanted good things for Nissa. And really, who wouldn’t? #MTG